This place called Heaven

                                    

Before I go on I’d like to recall this song by Micah Stampley “Heaven on earth” and one by Deitrick Haddon “Well done”. Those songs make me go craaazzyy every time I hear them. Hmmm… but seriously what is Heaven really like? As usual nau I have gist. Oya leggoooo.

I was in Unilag some days back when a hand just stretched out a booklet from the back of the cab to me in the front seat. Toh! I began to read.

The Right Name

            You know that bank that does this ad about them having an ATM on the moon? Yeah, that one! I had an episode with them. 

On a Saturday evening, on my way from a conference, I went to use the ATM at one of their branches in Ibadan. The traffic at the branch was almost non-existent. I inserted my ATM card into the machine and I noticed it couldn't retract the card. I tried removing it with my keys but the card went further inside. Then, security man came to see what the drama was all about and told me to wait for the ATM operating officer. As we were contemplating what to do, another girl waltzed to the machine and same happened.