What Toddlers Don't tell you (Naija Toddler) - Part Two

First of all. let me put it out there You can call me Naija Pikin, razz or not razz. Let me tell you my story the naija way. I am titling this "Life as a naija baby".

• Pet Peeves: CBeebies. Yep, you heard me. Why all the oyinbo? When my parents speak typical naija language  to themselves at home. hian. One of the major entertainment channels we have is Cbeebies. Isn't there any indigenous TV channel where we can switch to?

The Right Name

            You know that bank that does this ad about them having an ATM on the moon? Yeah, that one! I had an episode with them. 

On a Saturday evening, on my way from a conference, I went to use the ATM at one of their branches in Ibadan. The traffic at the branch was almost non-existent. I inserted my ATM card into the machine and I noticed it couldn't retract the card. I tried removing it with my keys but the card went further inside. Then, security man came to see what the drama was all about and told me to wait for the ATM operating officer. As we were contemplating what to do, another girl waltzed to the machine and same happened.