Saturday 27 July 2013

The Right Name

            You know that bank that does this ad about them having an ATM on the moon? Yeah, that one! I had an episode with them. 

On a Saturday evening, on my way from a conference, I went to use the ATM at one of their branches in Ibadan. The traffic at the branch was almost non-existent. I inserted my ATM card into the machine and I noticed it couldn't retract the card. I tried removing it with my keys but the card went further inside. Then, security man came to see what the drama was all about and told me to wait for the ATM operating officer. As we were contemplating what to do, another girl waltzed to the machine and same happened. 

Sunday 14 July 2013

iIGNORE

Every now and then, I hear of stories of someone who was hurt terribly to the extent that forgiveness seems just far out of the question or totally impossible. When I first heard of Malala Yousafzai story months back, I  tried to imagine how hard or easy it was to forgive her Taliban shooter. Then,

Tuesday 9 July 2013

Those who endure to the end...

To everyone out there trying to overcome the chill of the cold, rainy weather we are experiencing in Nigeria, especially in Lagos; I say you are not alone. I had this experience in church yesterday; I'd like to share with you. 
Whenever I am in Lagos, I attend Chapel of the Healing Cross. with my folks. Every now and then there are people who just return from the all parts of the world with their own weather peculiarities. Every once in a month, the Chapel holds a Bible Study and Prayer Project (BISAPP) in one of the buildings away from the church where everyone is split into groups. The cathedral air conditioner was super cold, probably because the ‘overseas’members were around. So imagine my joy when the time for bible study came and we had to leave the cathedral.

 The topic for the day was ‘THE PATH TO JOY’, unfortunately it was my path to the Antarctic and Iceland combined. The only definition I can come up with the temperature of that place was… I can’t find the word. So the preacher kept asking questions I would love to answer under a different circumstance.

  •   ‘Can you mention some of the things the Bible says about Heaven?’
  • What are some truths and feature regarding death that we ought to know?
  • Discuss some of the joys that are derived by being in the presence of God?’


This was my look right then

Hmmm….yeah….Dear Lord, If I survive this, I know there is no mountain I cannot climb. I couldn't feel my fingers and my insides were vibrating. Just then I remembered the story of a girl where I used to work, that collapsed because of the AC. I didn't want to end up like that oh.Then, I kept throwing SOS glances at my folks behind but they kept giving me that ‘What?’ look.  Nobody was complaining so I just pretended. Why is everybody so calm? What is wrong with me?  O ma ga o.

I just had to behave myself because all the Professors and former deans and Provosts of Unilag were there. Just when I couldn't take it any longer, the closing prayer came.
Right outside the church I am chanting “ I made it, I am alive” phew. Then my Sis-in-law tells me that it was because I sat right under where the air from the opposite air conditioners meet!  No wonder no one was complaining.  
This life sha.

 At the end of the study, I went to say hello to my former MD and his wife who sat two rows behind me and the words he spoke to me were just amazing. God surprises you when and where you least expect it. I am not telling what he said. Hehehe.


Lesson learnt:  They that endure till the end… shall not die of cold. *wink*

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