Diary of a bridesmaid: One for the bride

I love weddings, I really do but sometimes I hate attending most of them because the planning is just off. The mammoth crowd is stifling; the roadside onlookers stare is piercing making you tighten your grip on your clutch, the sitting arrangement is terrible, and the food non-existent. As a result, you can’t even wait to drop your gift and hurry out. I really do not want to sound like a professional or anything similar, but I would like to share my experience on this issue. It’s nothing compared to Katherine Heigl’s "27 dresses" movie. Gee! If one were to amass that amount of bridesmaid dresses in a short time were a job, what would we call it?